There was an old man of blackheath
There was an old man of blackheath who sat on his set of false teeth said he,with a start "O Lord, bless my heart
!I've bitten myself underneath!"
Today is very boring
Today is very boring,It's a very boring day,There is nothing much to look at,There is nothing much to say,There's a peacock on my sneakers,There's a penguin on my head,There's a dormouse on my doorstep,I am going back to bed.Today is very boring,It is boring through and thruogh,There is absolutely nothing that I think I want to do,I see giants riding rhinos, and an ogre with a sword,There's a dragon blowing smoke rings,I am positively bored.Today is very boring,I can hardly help but yawn,There's a flying saucer in the middle of my lawn,A volcano just erupted less than half a mile away,And I think I felt an earthquake,It's a very boring day.
Me and Jack
